There are some reasons to explain my absence. For once, is there a need to explain myself?! Do you people care?! Do I care?! NAhhhhh.... oh well, I 'd would do it coz the site seems so pathetic.
1. I was caught by cute little green men with discular transportation while out walking my pet mouse. They had insisted I stayed over for tea. By the time I got back, months had passed....
2. I was having a sereve bout of PMS. I couldn't get out of the bed. I didn't feel like getting out of the bed. And who you 're calling FAT?! You cheap insensitive freaking B@*#~@D!!!
3. Pre and post World Cup Fever gave me the ability to stare at screens for prolonged periods of time. Which I meant by staring ONLY, not typing... Which meant I could look at the pc for ages without doing anything.....
4. Torrent rains, landslides, air crashes, the bombing, the freak melting of ice mountains, unsuccessful talks between presidents made affected me. I'm a neurotic, you know....
5. I'm still shocked by the last season of American Idol, how could they let an old man with a raspy dry voice win?! Time is better spent on petitioning for Simon to reconsider the verdict.....
6. Blogger.com is a bit passe.
7. Okies, I take that back.. Hehe... Actually the site lags so by the time I wanna post something, my toenails had grown an inch.
8. Look, I juz had no mood to blog okay?! Dang!!!