Shoot the Net

Geeeeez I'm having problems uploading pic here..
Made me kinda irriated and thus I'm not gonna upload anymore
Boo whooooo
Hahahaha... (I will just post in my Facebook so for those who really know me and can get to view the pics, lucky b*****ds :P)

Just read a comment from a crazy buddy and realised my BKK trip is minute compared to her enormous great fun in Rome lor....
*SUPER ENVY*

You know, holidays are great, travelling is fun but what bug me most is airplane manners (or some decent behaviour on board an airplane OR whatever you called it)
Okies I took a budget carrier so what?
It was a big big mistake!

My return flight was 20:00hrs, BKk time. A 2 hour flight home and I was struck with a snoring man in my front row and a pair of screeching witches behind me.
Well that's what I believe they were then. (for those who are really curious about the exact details of my return flight, I was in Tiger Airways TR 109, 17E.)

I couldn't possibly tap the guy in front and ask him to shut up.
What if he was having some exotic dream of the air hostess decked in some tiger prints cloaks (wahhhhh he might be Ris Low's relative, having a thing for animal prints) and I woke him up at the wrong time?!
And I checked him over. He looked as if he was pumping iron every now and then so I wouldn't want to risk picking a fight in midair.
So I can only concentrate on cursing him silently in my heart, wishing that the air hostess had run out of tiger print cloaks and he had to settle for zebra prints. Muahahaha

Then then, I had to focus my energy on the pair of witches behind me. Nope I can't comment on their looks, they ain't really hideous nor ugly BUT they kept chattering non stop and bursting out in high pitched laughter just like witches (I know I'm mean so shoot me)
Helllo, the duration of the flight was like 21:00 hrs to 23:00hrs (Singapore time) and we were on board, some thousand miles so high in the sky that I can't even make up whether I'm in heavens or hell (coz of those 2 ladies)
Lights had been turned out subtly (bless the carrier) so that WE, the passengers can get some rest).
The whole aircraft was rather quiet if not for those witches and of all places, why were they behind me?! And of all days, why did I get a migraine the moment I board the plane?!
THUS I needed a rest instead of hearing some crackling laughter and screeching. @#%^^%W@*

And Law was not even affected by any of the disturbances. Sometimes I wonder if he is deaf to noises around him. Oh wait, I think he is deaf coz he can't hear that I NEED a CHANEL bag, AND a 0.5ct ring AND a WEDDING soon despite my hinting every few days or so. Shucks! (anyway......)

Okies so I try to be nice and ignored the witches behind me. By the way, did they miss celebrating Halloween thus they had to behave as that enroute back to Singapore?
Pity them coz if they had really dress up in costumes and carried some broomsticks, I might consider throwing my smuggled chewing gum all over them and screaming, "TREATS FOR YOU NOW SHUT UP!"
(My oh my, Law commented my temper is getting from bad to worse, I should enrol for anger management courses yah : X)

Anway I survived the flight. Yeah, 2 full hours. And I sweared I really feel like standing up and screaming at the witches the moment they walked past me BUT what's the point?!
I had endured them for sooo long, just let it go..... *gracious me*

Then again, something bugged me so much that I really forgot to stand up to glare at two witches (lucky I didn't or else I might really turned into stone)
When the plane was flying over some land which I assumed and was very sure it's Malaysia (helllo we were nearing Singapore at that point), one of the witches commented that Singapore is surrounded by the ocean.
Huhhhhhhhh?!

Oh I feeel so stooopid asking you guys but are we surrounded by ocean?
And I thought we are surrounded by the sea?
How many oceans are there anyway?! (5, I just googled)
So what are we surrounded by?
On the atlas, there's this Indian Ocean around us but I can't believe we are surrounded by the ocean.
Had I slept too much thru my Geography classes in the past?
(BUT BUT I'm very sure we are being surrounded by some sea instead of some ocean)
However if the ladies are witches, wouldn't they have flown on some tattered brooms over the seas, oceans and whatever mass pools of water millions of times to know the difference?!
Then again, if they can fly on broomsticks, what the hell are they doing in budget carrier, disturbing my rest?!
(Broomsticks on strike or still out partying post-Halloween?)
*hahahaha*

So is it the sea or the ocean?!
Arghhhhhhhhhh